tea o'clock

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

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rape o'clock

Given the heightened possibility of being raped late at night, rape o'clock usually refers to 3am specifically, but may also refer to anytime during the day when one would be more vulnerable to a rapist

I know the club close at rape o'clock. What's the chances of your rollin' with me?

Cuidado! It's almost rape o'clock!

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leg o'clock

6:37 AM. The time your alarm goes off again when you hit the snooze at 6:30.

Upside-down, 6:37 becomes LE:g

1: What's time?
2: Leg o'clock.
1: That exists?
2: It's 6:37 AM.
1: There's a 6:37 in the morning?

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Beer O'clock

anytime you need a beer.

It's beer o'clock.

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chew o'clock

When its that time to have a great dip sesh with the crew.

Hey Rob you know what time it is? Yeah man I'm pretty sure its chew o'clock, I'll grab the tin.

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5 o'clock

happy hour, the international drinking time, sort of like 4:20 is for smoking the reefer.

"Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane.
It's only half past 12 but I don't care...it's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett

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Girlkissing o'clock

That time at a party when the straight girls get drunk enough to start kissing each other.

Too bad I left before girlkissing o'clock - I would have liked to see those two trying it.

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