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a mall that black people go to shop in calumet city, il.
lets go to nigger oaks to buy shoes.
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A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.
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A group of teenagers in the sub-division of Centenial Oaks who seem to for no apparent reason cause mischief. Some things the Oaks are known for is chalking peoples driveways which although this is annoying it actually does no harm. On another occurance one of the Oaks stole a scooter from an open garage but then later that same day chickened out and returned it. As you can see the Oaks are more like a laugh instead of something to be feared.
Person 1: Hey dude what happened to your driveway?
Person 2: Oh man the stupid Oaks Mafia chalked it last night.
Person 1: Man thats gonna be a pain to clean up.
Person 2: Yeah they also stole the old scooter from the back of my garage.
Person 1: Oh my god. No way!
Person 2: Yeah but knowing the Oaks they will probably just return it by noon.
Person 1: Good point.
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Oak Forest is a place where people are fuckin potheads and methheads if you think it’s cool to go explore near the woods by the train tracks it’s not shits scary asf 4ppl are know to live in a cabin their, it’s on the far right of the tracks and they are crack heads so if you do go in bring a weapon because some shit might go down.
Have you been to Oak Forest woods?
Yes the guys in their are crack heads and chase kids around for fun!
A college apartment knowing for throwing raging parties.
Girl 1: I'm thinking about heading to the Dirty Oak tonight
Girl 2: Me too! Word on the street is THEY"VE GOT BLACKLIGHTS!!
Phrase 'oak up' means 'don't enter; don't disturb
A label on the doar handle saying 'Oak up! means 'don't enter' or 'don't disturb'
Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful
Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.
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