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All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.
Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?
He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight
It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.
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The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
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The most powerful spell known to the human mind. Extends beyond of boundries of time and space to utterly obliterate anything that dares threaten the user. Over thousands of years, it has evolved into a slang of sorts, with each word having a seperate meaning, but only when used together. No one is certain how such a powerful spell became but mere slang, but it will never lose its true meaning. Here is the meaning of each word, street style:
Omni - Big Black Women
Passado - Ghost
Dijo - Japanase
Inato - Very Flammable
Combined into one, it represents Black Japanese ghost hunting with flame throwers. Seperate, they mean nothing. If only people would respect it's true, more epic meaning!
Omni Passado Dijo Inato! Get out of my fucking house!!!
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Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.
Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?
Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness
a sigma who is skibidi and its omni
he is a skibidi sigma omni
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The total void where all presence ceases, yet possibility remains.
In the silence of the cosmos, omni-absence holds space for what is yet to be born.
Wack ass school with staff who don't do shit, girls who all simp for one mop haired emo kid, and boys who say some of the most racist, homophobic, disgusting, inhuman, gut wrenching shit you will ever hear. The white kids here ghettoer than the ghetto and the cafeteria which serves wet, thrown-up patties in between two slices of the dryest, most tasteless pieces of bread a human has ever tasted.
Anyone else: “omg you go to omni middle school? I have you in my prayers.”
1% of sane kids: “thanks, i nee-“
Lauren: “GeReEeEe🥺”