suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

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ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

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that chaps my ass

to be pissed off about something

i have to work today. That chaps my ass.

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Fuck my ass

intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation

When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!

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Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

fuck my ass

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole

"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."

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Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

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