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The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.
Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.
The drunken equivilant to a Punnet Square. Used in place of Punnet square as a retort to being called one initially.
"You're a Punnet Square."
"I'm a Punnet...circle? PUNNET SPHERE MA FUCKA!"
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The show Chancellor Palpatine was watching in Star Wars: Episode III when he first told Anakin about the Sith. It's like Cirque du Soleil, but...er, spherical.
Man, that Sphere du Soleil was typical Lucas CGI, wasn't it? At least he didn't overdo it like in Episode I.
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A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
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Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contaminates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.
The sphere of influence can extend indefinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is related to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.
Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.
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Adjective: The effect or result of an act or event that is so un-fun that its suckiness retroactively contanimates all fun events caught under the spehere of influence of the negative fun event.
The sphere of influence can extend indeffinately into the past. Etymologically negative fun is realted to the ancient greek saying that "one can only judge whether a man's life has been good after he has reached the end of it". If event E at time T of someone's life had extreme suckiness, it could, by virtue of its negative fun sphere contaminate the whole life of said individual.
Going to the dentest suckked so much that the suckyness of it all retroactively contaminated last weeks epic shindig. As such I must now reverse my position and maintain that ur party sucked by virue of negative fun.
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