A man with desires, he loves being with his friends and always cares for them. Everyone loves his smile and stupidity.
Everyone wants to be close to you sumo!
Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other
sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."
A really Really Fat blunt that is often mistaken for a sumo wrestler
guy1-dude why do u have a sumo wrestler in your car?
guy2- thats not a sumo wrestler....that the Sumo Blunt i just rolled
guy1- whaaaaaaat!!!
A disease in when you go to a live stream and flood the chat because you want to talk to the streamer and or because you're wanting to help them, or possible you're obsessed with the game that the streamer is streaming.
JoshOfAllTrades: *Does 1 thing*
Steve, With Sumo Disease: Hey you can go through the thing and then to the place with the rocks a-... babble babble