Rural Dictionary

(c)

the internet is a series of tubes
(c) senator ted stevens

by suomalainen jebus July 17, 2008

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Documented by Steinbeck, it refers to the particular skill of a good bouncer- the ability to eject an unruly patron with a minimum of damage.

It refers to Ass and Collar; the grabbing of the trouser belt and shirt collar, and then lifting and swinging the patron out of the premises, having him land on his hands and knees, and on occasion, chin.

The Bum's Rush is considerably cruder, relying on the pain of a twisted arm and mutual momentum.

If they was an Olympic event for A and C, Wide Ida would win it easy.

by yraster November 20, 2010

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C

An extremely powerful computer language on which the foundations of most other mid-level and RAD languages are based. Although it is not object-oriented like C++ and Java, it compiles into tighter code that occupies less space. It is used most frequently for applications designed to run in tight conditions, such as on a computer with a slow CPU and/or a small amount of memory. It is also closer to assembly language than it is to mid-level languages (on the spectrum of computer languages, C is toward the low end of the mid-level languages), making it more difficult to fully master than most languages.

//a more interesting Hello World program
#include <stdio.h>

typedef struct {
int x;
char c50;
void (*func)(char*);
} MY_HELLO_STRUCTURE;

MY_HELLO_STRUCTURE ms;

void draw(char* s) {
printf(s);
}

void main(void) {
ms.x++;
sprintf(ms.c,"Hello World (for the ")
switch (ms.x%10) {
case 1:
sprintf(ms.c+21,"%dst time",ms.x);
break;
case 2:
sprintf(ms.c+21,"%dnd time",ms.x);
break;
case 3:
sprintf(ms.c+21,"%drd time",ms.x);
break;
default:
sprintf(ms.c+21,"%dth time",ms.x);
break;
}
ms.func=draw;
(*ms.func)(ms.c);
return;
}

by C programmer April 19, 2005

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c++

Simple to learn, high-level, object-oriented programming language.
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;

if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();

do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);

return 0;
}