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Someone that is overweight and has very visible rolls is someone with a loaf,for instance if someone has rolls on lets say their back they have loafs on their back
*Fat guy running while his rolls bounce and jiggle*
Guy: LOOK AT THOSE LOAFS!
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When someone is acting foolish or says something foolish you say "stop being a loaf"
Randall stop being such a loaf.
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To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.
(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"
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"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).
Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!
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A rather large quantity of hair on top of a person's head.
Justins's hairdresser was shocked by his shaggy surfer guy loaf.
I need to get my loaf cut.
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A unusually large amount of ejaculated semen.
Dude, I totally just loafed all over her face. It was so messy, she needed a blanket to clean up, a towel wouldn't suffice.
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