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A Burrito Vito is a person who extremely dislikes Tacos.
Person 1: I am a proud Burrito Vito!
The "Godfather" Don Vito Corleone is the head of the Corleone Family in the first Godfather film, he is played by Marlon Brando, then in the second Godfather film he is played by a young Robert DeNiro.
Don Vito-"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"
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When you wrap your dick in a full pound of Arby's roast beef, slather on some bbq sauce, and let a thick momma chow down.
"She said she was starving..so I served her up a dirty vito."
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When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!
Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
A Miami Vice looking motherfucker that kills anything in his path.
That motherfucking Vito just transferred off me