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a dumb and foolish way of tellin common folk that rich whores have bad lives.
soap operas are stupid. everyones has sex with everyone and everyone knows everyone somehow.
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Water/Hydration obtained from a water fountain inside an Opera House, "I.E. The Civic Opera House of Chicago." Said to have been derived from the gods themselves; opera water runs through centuries-old brass pipes, gets sung to all day, and gains unique FANCY minerals on its journey from Valhalla to your palate. Once drunken, Opera Water flows through ones veins, enlarging one's Fancy Glands to epic proportions; inhibiting the drinker to inherit increased fanciness until the following March 25th; Opera Day.
Before ingestion of Opera Water:
GYRL, YO shyt be m0fukken stoopid i m3an shyt, that homework was goddam dank muhfucka.
After Ingestion of Opera Water:
Woman/Female, You seem to be coherent on this fine day towards my query; would you care to converse about the partially difficult homework bestowed last fortnight?
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When one pleases their sexual partner in a way that causes them to belt like an opera singer...preferably a song in the Italian style.
Ressica Joster was orgasmically belting Carmen because of Cookie Monster's Opera Sex skills
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Someone who's banter is of theatrical standards and could entertain an audience for a good few hours.
'That bant there is worthy of you Being the Bantom of the Opera'
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when someone acts selfishly and does so in a shamelessly showy manner, especially in a situation like work where protocol keeps you from calling them out
(to understand why, sing like an opera singer warming up with scales: me me me me me me me)
can you believe the boss ate the last three slices of pizza?
yeah man, dude was having a total Opera Moment
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That unfortunate moment when a reasonably ordinary post you've liked on Facebook turns into all out drama, much like a TV soap opera.
Brad: Dude, what was that on Facebook last night?
Jen: God, who knows? One minute, I was liking Carly's post on how great it is to see her nephew with his dad, and the next minute his ex and her current and his bro and the whole damn world were having their say. It was a total Like Opera.
1)Any show that is watched between the hours of 10 am and 2pm that exists so that a woman can sit on a larg sofa, eat yogurt, lemon cookies, and icecream, relax. Typically are in a bad mood close to 3pm when they know the kids are coming home.
2) Any show that airs during the morning, early afternoon hours that is characterized by bad acting, a huge amount of airtime dedicated to crying, and bad lines that would never be said in real life.
' She was on the couch all day today..'
'yeah, it's those damn soap operas'
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