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Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."
When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car
What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.
Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.
Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS
Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS
A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.
aka Boot Ornament
"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"
That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
A common phrase for clitoral piercings.
The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.