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Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.
Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.
aka Boot Ornament
"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"
That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
A common phrase for clitoral piercings.
The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car
Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament
a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament