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That day after a huge fight with an SO, where you post a bunch of fake shit so no one knows how fucked up your life really is.
She and billy were fighting all weekend. Now it's plastic lawn ornament day.
A common phrase for clitoral piercings.
The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car
Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament
Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.
Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release
Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."