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A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.
I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.
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The state of getting totally fucked up last night and waking up in a bathtub.
Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.
The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.
Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city"
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Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,
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P diddy special is a elite level move made by p diddy himself it's when he takes his baby oil and puts it all over himself then he goes freak mode on the 50ft bed
"Bro diddy just did the p diddy special"
A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!