paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

PAFs

Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.

You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!

Paf

'Pissed as fuck'

I can't wait to get paf tonight

PAF

Pretentious as fuck. Noun. A person who is showy, flashy, flaunty.

That guy is such a paf.

#PAFS

People Are Fucking Stupid

I cant believe they are gonna try and tell me how to live my life.. #PAFS