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When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
Mark Ryan (Born December 13th, 1997) aka Paranormal City, is a teenage internet celebrity, from Ireland, known for his EDM / Acoustic Pop Music. Since his musical début in 2012, he's garnered millions of hits on his social media platforms, along with hundreds and thousands of followers. He also runs a successful YouTube channel. Being a very prolific songwriter, he has produced and composed for many home artists and indie film scores.
Mark's influences include Owl City, Passion Pit, Daniel Johnston, Moby, Benn Jordan, Marina and The Diamonds, William Orbit, Radiohead, Jake Bugg and Nirvana.
His releases in 2015, the 'HeForShe' EP and the 'Samsara' EP, both garnered him the number one spot on the Irish iTunes Electronic chart on their release. In November 2015, Mark embarked on a tour across the UK and Ireland, playing acoustic shows in promotion for the Samsara and HeForShe EPs. As well as earlier radio tours, in promotion of his music across Ireland, in live acoustic sessions allowing tracks to get much airplay. Radio play includes tracks being played on BBC Radio and alternative air ways in the UK.
Mark is seen playing acoustic shows with his guitar in gigs, parades and festivals all over Ireland and UK festivals. He is also booked to play some festivals across Ireland and the USA this spring and into summer 2016. He's also going on a promotional radio tour on the East and South coast this year in late March 2016 for more music, set to be released in July 2016.
I hope I can still see the Paranormal City show... Yay! I got the tickets!
When the urge to eat snack food is so compelling you completely ignore the banging, footsteps, and voices in your haunted ass home to indulge yourself and enjoy a late night snack.
Roommate: Yo, how did you sleep last night? We have to move out of this god forsaken place.
You: I was so high I just enjoyed some paranormal snactivity.