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Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).
Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.
Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?
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Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.
Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!
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Parents; short plural form of legalese "parental unit".
Can't make it to the party on Sunday, my parentals grounded me.
"I like to whine and hit my parentals, I must be Emo" -- Hollywood Undead, "I Must Be Emo"
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To discriminate against a parent; the act of presuming a parental response without foundation for said presumption; the conduct of being biased againt a parental figure
Patricia's biased opinion of her father is an unfair example of parentism.
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I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.
"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."
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the people who will find any reason to ground you.
i got grounded for coming home. i also got grounded for getting A. honor roll. what the hell!!! my parents suck!!!
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