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1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.
2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.
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The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.
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Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!
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The greatest NFL "TEAM" in history. They have a chance to 3-peat and win 4 out of 5 championships in an era where free agency makes it very difficult to win consistently. Tom Brady is the most underrated QB in NFL history (quite a few QBs who get paid much more than him) even though he keeps bitch slappin' all the haters. He'd rather cut his pay in order to help his teammates. For the haters: The Panthers was a joke. It wasn't even competitive.
Every haters keep bitchin' about the Patriots, making excuses about their schedule, but they just keep winning..... 3 super bowls out of 4 years, and may win again this year.
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The Patriot is a combination of Blue Waffle, Menstrual Blood, and Felching. First of all, make sure you find a girl who's on her period. Once you found said girl you give her a blue waffle by repeatedly beating her vagina with any object (your erect penis, screwdriver, a bat, etc.) until her vagina results in a blue-ish hue. After that is complete, you fuck her newly blued vagina and cum inside her. Then you proceed by felching your own semen (mixed with Menstrual Blood) from the vagina. Making you a true, American Patriot.
Charles: Man, I picked up this broad from the bar last night, said she was on her period, so i took her home and...
Ryan: Oh brotha, you better tell me what I think you are.
Charles: YES! you know it, I'm The Patriot! I felched the fuck outta that Blue Waffled, period bitch
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A bunch of Cheating, low life losers who do not deserve a winning record.
"Did you watch the Patriots last night?"
"No, I didnt watch the Patriots because they cheat. The should all go and enjoy Goatse with their mothers and brothers!"
"Yeah they won again unfortunatly."
"Well, they are all going to get smited by god soon anyway so i dont care"
"thank god"
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a word that is wrongly understand and used, mostly abused by stupid angry young man and cunning politicians.
The definition could be found on wikipedia:
Patriotism is generally cultural attachment to one's homeland or devotion to one's country, although interpretations of the term vary with context, geography and philosophy. It is a related sentiment to nationalism...
The definition could be found on Cambridge Dictionary:
the feeling of loving your country more than any others and being proud of it
In reality:
As for politicians, they found it so easy to achieve they goal by labelled it patriotism
As for brainless angry young man, they found it so easy to fill in their voidness mentally and physically by labeling themselve patriotism
Dictator:
Lets all wipe those people out, lets kill all those people, children, women and man. This act shows your PATRIOTISM! you are protecting you country and people from the evil people who will ruin our country one day...
medium Angry young man from country A: lets boycout Country B, their people all (actually maybe 0.01% of them) did bad things on us
medium Angry young man from country B: lets boycount Country A, our media and government shows us that people from country A all try to take advantges from us, bunch of asshole thinking they are better and clever than us...
very very Angry young man from country A: lets F****ING kill those people from B, lets F*****ING not use their goods, LETS F****ING not watch their movies. Whoever do that are all TREASON, and should be stoned to death and burn in hell
very very Angry young man from country B: STUPID F****ING asshole has been sit on our head for years, and now they think they are god to judge us! NO WAY, F****KINg die in hell you people from A
politician country A: uh huh, that's my boy!
politicain country B: wow, that goes well with our plan
sometimes later:
Angry young man try to get away from their country, the reasons are: eww, the country is now so poluated, it is so crowed, the resource are running out there's no life there, I would better find a better place somewhere else and then I can start my Patriotism all over
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Usually said about a third party who may be in earshot, as to not offend them. "Someone smells in a patriotic way."
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best team in the nfl, end of story
the pats killed the panthers in the superbowl
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