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The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.
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Mongrel.
A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.
Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.
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From the Adele song Chasing Pavements. When you have a fight and run off down the street alone. "What you're chasing is an empty pavement."
"After her boyfriend tripped, she went chasing pavements"
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a street-walking prostitute
I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.
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A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing
Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter
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The inability to walk along the street without prevention
By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!
A structure fire fighter or department that won't take their equipment off paved roads to assist in suppressing a wildfire.
Cal-fire is one pavement pussy after another