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When you get so drunk, your legs bend the complete opposite way.
‘Calm down with your drinking mate, you’re gonna end up Bryan Peeled’
A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though
Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show
Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.
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To run away from something, very quickly, either in escape of violence, or police.
"When I saw that tall nigga comin' after me, I peeled off."
One of the greatest DJ's that will ever exist ever. Pioneer of many forms of music that exist in the mainstream today and was behind bands such as The Smiths before they became extremely successful. He had his own show on Radio 1 and also presented Radio 4's Home Truths.
He had an extremely open minded view to music and this left a huge mark on the music industry. No one can possibly replace a man as great as this.
Rest In Peace John Peel (1939 - 2004)
John Peel, a legend through and through.
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Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.
Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.
The act of counting large sums of money. Often times the individual will lick his finger and then count the money to avoid sticky bills.
Mike: "Hey whats been going on?"
Jim: "All i do is fuck bitches and peel money."