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Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.
I gotta pee dude..
How much?
Like peeing on my peeny much.
When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
5👍 3👎
To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis
YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club
12👍 5👎
A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.
That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
2👍 1👎
Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.
That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.
An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
Peenie a a dog, often found in the wild, who likes cookies and steak. They are mostly female and are categorized as “mutts”. Most Peenies also have CDD, or canine dysfunctional disorder.
Ugh my peenie will not come outside, she just wants to come inside. She keep going in and out though, so maybe she’ll go inside at one point.