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Peeing on my peeny

Its when you gotta piss so bad you pee on your penis. For males only.

I gotta pee dude..

How much?

Like peeing on my peeny much.

by Clappedmatt December 30, 2020


teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 10, 2011


Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

To have a small Phallus, Dick, or Penis

YO That guy from last night was definitely part of the Teeny Weenie Peenie Club

by mehble November 01, 2010


Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny

A peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused with a vagina.

That guy bailey doesn't have a peeny weeny, he has a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020


Peeny Weeny Feeny Teeny

Peeny weeny feeny teeny is a peeny weeny but even smaller, not to be confused for a vagina or a buttox.

That guy bailey hasn't got a peeny weeny, he's got a peeny weeny feeny teeny.

by PeenyWeenyFeenyTeeny November 13, 2020


Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.

Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*

by Feesh the shrub killer April 20, 2018


Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!

by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023