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A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.
A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.
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1) The only time you get to take a ride in Ol' Sparky on the states dime.
2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.
1) A murderer loves the death penalty, while the victims' family grieves over their loss the killer gets a peaceful free ticket out of life.
2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"
3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.
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A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.
*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
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When a sexual act is perform on a partner against her will or knowledge during copulation and has to perform oral sex for 2 minutes as a penalty.
As seen in the up coming pornography flick, Mighty Dicks: Gordon Mom-slay. When Dean Portman donkey punches Charley's mom and then is sent to the Penalty Box by having to go down on her for 2 minutes.
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A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.
I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!
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the absolute fucking nightmare encountered when playing gran turismo sport
fuck the penalty system, seriously
penalty system:
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND
Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.
He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada