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A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.
A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.
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1) The only time you get to take a ride in Ol' Sparky on the states dime.
2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.
1) A murderer loves the death penalty, while the victims' family grieves over their loss the killer gets a peaceful free ticket out of life.
2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"
3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.
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A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.
*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
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When a sexual act is perform on a partner against her will or knowledge during copulation and has to perform oral sex for 2 minutes as a penalty.
As seen in the up coming pornography flick, Mighty Dicks: Gordon Mom-slay. When Dean Portman donkey punches Charley's mom and then is sent to the Penalty Box by having to go down on her for 2 minutes.
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A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.
I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!
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The period of time from when your server asks to take your order and you say you need more time, until the server actually returns to your table to take your order.
Server: "May I take your order?"
Megan: "I'm not ready. Can you come back in 2 minutes?"
Server: "Of course. Take your time."
5 minutes later when everyone has been ready to order:
Dylan: "We're in the penalty box now. Is the server ever coming back?"
Noun - a padded cover in which a person's shoe covers the toes.
He was suspended for wearing the penalty footcase as a member of the Guardada