Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

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Eagle Perch

The act of a man draping his genitals over another person shoulders. (variation of T-bagging)

"Dude i jus got eagle perched" (aka a nut sac was hanging on my shoulder)

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Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

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Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

Perch

Cool, a general affirmative statement

Those shoes are hella perch

perch

in cardistry when a packet is beeing held intiarly by another packet. You can make the packet spin slide or something

Patrick uses this alot

The perch in that one patrick move looks so nice

Perch

To hang out or "chill" in squatting fashion

Bro 1: dude check out this squirrel
Bro 2: ok lemme perch