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A time where the world turns against you, and nobody does anything right. Where women get to scream, and be as bitchy as possible. Basically, a whole weeks worth of anger, midol, pain, much time spent for bathroom breaks, and checking your ass every second to see if your covered.
"How was your day?"
"Oh great.. Mother nature brought me my period.. bitch"
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The most fucking annoying thing on Earth (except Crazy Frog).
No wonder they call it "the monthly curse".
Contrary to popular belief, you actually can have sex during your/your girlfriend's period. It's pretty gross for both parties, though, so I don't recommend it.
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The time when blood comes out of a woman's vagina. See fine time cherry drippin. The color can be from bright red to dark. It smells like fish sometimes. Most people assume that when you have your period you are not pregnant, but that is not true because you can be pregnant and still have a period. Also, if you have sex on your period you can also get pregnant too. When your period is about to be over, the discharge turns brown, that is an indication of old blood.
i put three pads on my panties for my period. I never use tampons
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greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher
Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over
Me: but im on my period sir
Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then.
Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :)
OR
Me: Mr i can't do P.E.
P.E teacher: And why would that be then?
Me: I've got really bad period pain sir
P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn...
:) works every time
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Punishment. Worst pain in the world. A good exuse to stay home from school/work. But it still hurts like fuck.
Mother: "Carrie! Get up, it's time to go to school!"
Carrie: "Oy... Mom, I have my period..."
Mother: "I'll call the school and tell them you're not feeling well."
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1. A monthly cycle a female goes through, where the lining from the uterus is shed through the vagina. Overall, periods are what enable a woman to produce children; before receiving her firt period, she is unable to. Usually, the period lasts anywhere from 2 to 7 days, and it starts when a girl is usually aged 10 to 14. Women get their monthy period untill around 50 or 60. Although some women can get moody, and receive upper leg cramps and tender breasts throughout their period, not every woman experiences this.
2. Punctuation used to indicate the end of a sentence. The period looks like so; . and can be replaced by an exclamation mark or question mark, which express different emotions in a sentence. A period shows a regular sentence, whereas an exlcamation mark shows surprize or excitement, and a question mark is placed after a question.
3. A certain length of time. "Period" overall is used to describe time; such as "a period of pain." "Span", such as a "span of 4 hours" is a synonym for period.
1. "My monthly period is finally over!"
2. "A period is used at the end of a sentence, such as this one."
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1) "The period where a young person's body changes rapidly and greatly is called puberty."
2) "1:00am to 6:00am was a period of pain for me last night, as I woke up and could not get back to sleep."
3) "Sharks migrate to the north oceans in a period of about 10 days."
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