Grubhub Perks

Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *insert grubhub music*

Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *instert grubhub music*Grubhub Perks give you deals on the food you love *insert doorbell* the kinda deals that make u boogie. *instert grubhub music*

Perk and Jerk

Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.

"Last night it was pretty much just a perk and jerk for me"

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Back to the Perks

In passing, the term is interchangeable with "back to the grind." A slang way of saying you are done with a conversation and you have to get back to what you were doing.

"Anyways bro....back to the perks."

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Fat Perk

In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.

That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.

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perked out

When someone is high off of percocet. Being jammed is commonly used as well. One will either snort, swollow or chew the perk and then start to really rather good. You're really relaxed and don't have a care in the world. Your pupils look like pin drops and your face gets real pale, too pale usually results in puking. Your ears may feel sorta blocked up. Sometimes in the beginning you can't stop talking. Mix with alcohol and youre ready to get fucked up!

girl: yo you wanna split this perk wit me?
boy: hell yeah I gotta go to work soon anyways so I need to be perked out to deal wit dat shit!

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Perk is a Beast

A truism
A koan
A mantra
A sutra
A dogma
A vision

Today is today. Perk is a beast

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Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

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