April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.
Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."
Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*
This holiday falls on august 24. You can bully anyone under 5’4.
Tim:I bullied Sierra
Bella:why?
Tim:because it’s national bully a short person day
on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person
lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person
On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
October 30 is the day to HU with a Mexican person, you don’t have to tell them about this just kiss them.
-oh look Juan is there
-Yeah Ik he is so cute
-do u think he is cute then go HU with him is HU with a Mexican person day
-brb