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A nearly extinct group of animals in Perth Western Australia that lack the imagination and opposable limbs to create their own web environment.
Instead they wait and then pounce and use someone else's hard work and resources rather than create their own.(why would they -that's just too easy).
Their leader - The Gordo - is a wiley (although rotund) and shortsighted creature that will preach unwittingly about the evils of moderation and yet yield to its obvious benefits only a few short months later.
They frequent such uninhabitable areas as "Clarkson and Carramar" and, for the benefit of the public at large, shouldn't really leave them.
"Oh how cute, The Perth Pony Club has organised another afternoon tea"
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When you're getting a fantastic hand job and your partner's arm gets tired so they start using the weak hand instead...
"I was looking for some sweet Western Grip action, so I called a couple buddies over. One of them starts strangling the soldier. A few minutes go by and my buddy gets fatigued, so a buddy of mine switches arms! I said 'wait a second, pal! nobody gives me the old Perth Amboy Switchoff!'
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A group of homosexual bikers known for beating up on riders of non sports bikes.
"How Perth Street Bikes of you."
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A private catholic school set in the Edmund Rice tradition, located in East Perth by the Swan river. Includes: primary school (4-6), secondary school (7-12), educational facilities, 2 gyms, a hall, a sporting oval, swimming pool, off campus sport fields, rowing team, libraries, canteen, chapel, auditorium, material and design workshop, carpark and a state of the art telescope
John moved to trinity college perth in year 4, I joined in year 7
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After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.
David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!
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high school filled with shitty fake people. More of the kids do drugs
I can’t wait to leave Broadalbin Perth High school ! Fuck this place and everyone here
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just a school full of thotty 6th grade whores, wannabe popular 7th graders, and drama causing rats in 8th.
Fuck Broadalbin Perth Middle School! This school sucks more dick than a pornstar!