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the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.
the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
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a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room
it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"
Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher
A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.
Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.
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A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.
His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.
to phallicate with an object.
OMFG dood quit phallicating with my bed.
a more polite term for a guy's penis
when you want think things through rationally, do not use either your emotions or your phallic organ; use your thinking cap
When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her
It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide