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A very very very very very very gay person.Likes to eat a lot of dick most guys named jake
Philip is gay
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A dumbass bitch who doesn't know how to care for his girlfriend/wife
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A worthless sack of shit that only helps the people that it likes. Extremely useless and caters only to those who play sports. Breaks rules and refuses to accept any complaints about it.
That guy is a Philip, he's so goddamn useless!
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A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.
Additionally, everything is his fault.
Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."
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Literally THE hottest guy alive. Although he may be an asshole, he still picks up every girl he looks at. He never had a girlfriend but only because of his complications with commitment. Usually a German but has a sensitive heart and soul. He has perfect hair and usually wears it perfectly winded back. He likes wearing v-necks and dressing classy for every given occasion. Nice bodied man with a kind heart that likes to travel with many girls.
Wow look at that Philip. Acting like a Cheesesteak right now.
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