The fear of farting around other people.
Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
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The fear of to many objects in a confined area.
My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia
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The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.
Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.
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Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)
This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
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Faceit is a Counter Strike Global Offensive client that is used by players of higher skill level.
Faceit-Phobia is when you get fucked so hard by the enemy in faceit that you start to reevaluate your life choices and develop a fear of the client
K: THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS GUYโS AWP SO FAST. FUCK THIS SHIT MAN, I AM GOING TO DEVELOP FACEIT-PHOBIA
Being afraid (phobia) of someone knocking on your door.
I have knocking phobia because knowing the thought that a stranger could be at my door waiting to harm me.
A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.
Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.