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A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for sex, romance, or dating.
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Examples of some popular pick up lines:
Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
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A game, usually in basketball, that starts spontaneously by a group of random people or with friends. There aren't any refs or officiating, and the calls are all on the players, which can get a little unfair and annoying depending on who you play with. The players pick the teams and rules.
*Jack and John shooting around at the court, while Guy 1 and Guy 2 are doing the same on another court*
Jack- Hey, you think we can take those two guys? Let have a 2-on-2 pick-up game with them.
John- I dunno, Guy 1 is 7 feet muscular and black, and Guy 2 is fat, hairy, sweaty, and shirtless. I better not post him up.
Jack- alright then, I call Guy 1, and you'll got Guy 2. We're going up to 21, win by 2, make it take it.
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To aquire pot/weed/marujuana typically from a dealer. Basically, collecting weed from someone.
"Bob should be picking up green in about an hour."
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To pay for the bill; to take the check, usually at the end of a meal.
Every time I have dinner with Chris, he always makes me pick up the tab.
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In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.
Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".
The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"
Metro police: Pick up That can
You: fuck
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sample pick up lines:
(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.
those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
can i read your t-shirt in brail?
you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.
drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)
i'd look good on you.
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