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Epic yellow object made from Chuck Norris's guts and Charlie Sheen's blood. A living Tesla Coil. If his lightning was projected in real life, it would be around a hundred million volts, and a few hundred amps. AKA Deadly but awesome. Pikachu hates going into Pokeballs, and controls children's minds through it's total epicness. A male pikachu has a pointy tail, and a female has a heart. Pikachu is the god of adorable, fluffy things and is an apprentice for the god of high voltage, Nikola Tesla. Pikachu might cause seizures when zapping missiles though. Other than that, a tame one is extremely cuddly. Pikachu lost a lot of weight from the first season to now. That doesn't mean he's any less adorable and cute!
Today's kids will never know why Pikachu is always out of its pokeball... Pikachu, Plusle, Minun, Pachirisu, and Emolga are all related, according to Bulbapedia. Also, you can tell by looking at them. They all have circles on their faces, and they are all tiny, and they are all cute as fuck.
Joke: What is an electric Pokemon's capacitance measured in?
PIKA-FARADS!!!
*Pika, pico meaning 10^-12, geddit?*
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1. A fictional mouse pokémon
2. Used in memes, "peek at you"
When you're in the shower, I'm gonna pikachu!
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A mutated crossbreed of a mouse and a rabbit, commonly painted yellow.
Randomly generates large amounts of electricity.
Currently being assessed by government scientists as an alternative energy source.
One day you'll plug your lights, your computer, your appliances, and your crappy electric car that goes 5 miles an hour into your Pikachu
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Chief executive of Hong Kong as in 2022.
Pikachu is a Hong Kong politician and former police officer who is the fifth and current Chief Executive of Hong Kong.
Pikachu previously served as Chief Secretary for Administration between 2021 and 2022, Secretary for Security between 2017 and 2021, Under Secretary for Security between 2012 and 2017, Deputy Commissioner of Police between 2010 and 2012.
He has been chosen as Hong Kong's next Chief Executive starting 1 July 2022
1. a fat yellow mouse named pikachu. 2. when you use full force on the fix wires task in among us. 3. to electrocute someone so bad they get knocked out.
me: im gonna pikachu u in ur sleep dude. the other guy: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Pikachu is the most perfectest pokemon ever. Can combine with squirtle to form squikachu. This is eminently awesome. OMG IT'S SO CUTE.
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