PLAP

Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.

"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!

Plap

Punch and Slap mixed together in one action.

He told me to fuck off so I plapped him across the face.

Plap

this is a playful slap

the situation was so awkward i had to give my crush a Plap

Plap

Plap: a punch to the ass
Could take on the variations of a fist or boxing glove

She plapped him out of frustration.

Plap

A word when therapist doesn't know what's going on with you.

"what did the therapist say"
"I have plap, man"

Plap

When you hit the male G spot

Omg i just got plapped so hard

Plaps

"Plaps" (the plural of "plap") is slang that can be used to evaluate how good the "contact" / sound of a man's pelvis would be during fast-paced or intense sex from behind.

"Dude did you see Natasha at the gym yesterday ? She's got such a nice ass."
"Tell me about it, she probably has the best plaps"