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The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.
Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"
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Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in
Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.
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Last night, he was balls to the wall plastered.
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I need a good reliable man to plaster my hallway!
It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
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When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.
I'd make her face like a plasters radio.
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When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.
Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?
Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?
Matt: Thank God.
Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.
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