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A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.
Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?
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A state of not wanting to date someone (of the same gender), but still wanting to have a platonic relationship of loving someone and maybe even cuddling with them.
Even though I'm gay and she's really awesome, I don't really want to date her. I'd rather just have a homo-platonic relationship with her.
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A very close friend of any gender. Everyone thinks you are dating, or at least flirting a little. F.eks. Dan and Phil (Danisnotonfire & Amazingphil) The are Platonic Soulmates, which means that they aren't "Dating soulmates" but Platonic soulmates, because they aren't dating, but best friends.
Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"
Platonic Friend
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When you will kill for some one but you are not I love with them.
an more easier concept is an yandere that only loves the person platonic hence the name platonic yandere
Ex I killed my best friend sister because she was rude to her
Ex I poisoned my brothers friend because their taking his attention away from me
Platonic yandere
A platonic fetish is when you get excited by something in a non-sexual manner. Examples include oddly satisfying videos, pimple popping, and fandoms.
Did you see the latest Dr. Pimple Popper vid?
Of course, bro. That shit's my platonic fetish.
You talk a lot about stomachaches and vomiting. You into that kind of stuff?
It's my platonic fetish. I'm obsessed with it but it doesn't turn me on.
a friendship which is usually stronger than most; if you were to date, there would be no difference in how you act around one another, except for an addition of possible kissing and similar actions; it's similar to dating without the title or actual sexual actions; the emotional part of dating is there, but that's it
A: why do you and C always text each other goodnight in such a sappy way?
B: we're platonically dating
A: you're what? platonic dating?
B: we're just friends but we as well be together without the actually kissing
A: oh cool
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- the dissolution of a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship; usually the dissolution of a friendship
Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance.
Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state.
Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??"
Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible.
e.g. After Gwen moved to Vancouver and stopped sending even Christmas cards, she and Maria platonically divorced.
e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding.
e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months.
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