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One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.
Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.
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Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
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Excessively polite as in buttkissery kind of polite.
When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass
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to answer a question in an evasive, roundabout way. the way that politicians do.
"Don't politicate me, and just answer the question!" or
"Stop politicating me, and just answer my question!"
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Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.
Typical politics in action:
Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!
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Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
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