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Poned

The annoying sensation received when having to take off a onesie in order to take a dump.

Marcus: Uuugh, i need to take a dump but im wearing a onesie
Marcus's cray cray mom: Oh, darl, you must be so poned!

by Puffnipuff June 5, 2014

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poned

"powerfully owned
squeeze those words together and you get
PONED"
-joe jonas

if you get the last snack choice...ur poned
if u trip...u poned urself

by k.con September 22, 2008

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pones

a mewper who mewps and mewps until she can no longer mewp anymore

that crazy pones won't stop mewping!

by pones mcchicken fingaz August 4, 2003

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poned

Shortened term for the words "powerfully owned". It's very common in lam-o video game terminology. It means being humiliated, or beaten badly.

Caesar, caesar, caesar, I poned you and your mom! OHHHHH!!!!

by Negative- March 30, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poned

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.

Don: Man, you beat me in Pacman AGAIN
Jack: Poned!
Don: Ew. Jonas Brothers fan.

by twilightandjonas September 16, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pone

1. To have sex.
2. Cornbread that has been baked or fried; often in the shape of an oval.
3. In cards, the player to the right of the dealer, or the non-dealer in two-handed games.

Note: Pone is often improperly used in place of pwn, a word meaning to beat severely.

1:
"Do you wanna pone later?"
"Gettin' my pone on"
"Ponin' 'em somethin' fierce bro"

by sweetcheekjenkins July 30, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


poned

Being pwnd and owned at the same time.

"OMG I got shot 58 times in Halo in 1 minute by some noob!"

"LOL you got poned!"

by EpicWinzorz December 25, 2008

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