A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.
What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.
Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.
"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"
To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.
"Boy ya ass is poof"
"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"
promise on our friendship
swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.
A man or male teenager, who pretends or acts, studly, sexy, like a player, or more masculine than he really is.
That guy says that girls are lining up to go out with him, but he's such a poof!
1. When something has randomly disapeered.
2. When something has gotten lost.
3. When you have absolutly no idea where the item has gone and/or when it disapeered.
Wtf, my sound poofed on the computer.
Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.
Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.