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Anything you want it to be.
Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!
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1) Your girlfriend.
2) Your genitals.
3) To bang one's brains out.
4) An abbreviated form of harpoon.
1) Where did your poon go?
2) She wants your poon.
3) She wants to poon you.
4) The whale was pooned.
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A poon is a person who sniffs ladies bicycle seats.
A poontanger is a person who sniff's girl's bicycle seats and then says : "Aahhhh!!".
There goes Howard the poon, his nose mopping up damp bike seats again.
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A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
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A word to describe somebody who is extremely ridiculous. It can also describe people who are completely out of control.
He is such a Poon.
(Which means he is ridiculous or out of control or both)
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A Vagina (explicit)
A female's private part (clean version)
Speaker 1: "Bro did you hear Will totally got that poon at Clemson Ponniversity last night!"
Speaker 2: "My boy Will, what a poon master"
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To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped
She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.
He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned
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