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1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.
2) No real nutritional/intellectual value
"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."
"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."
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The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)
Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....
No...
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1)When a breast implant explodes or expands inside of a woman's breast.
2)An extremely good snack when frozen or even when heated.
1)Wow! Did Pamela Anderson almost have a poptart.
2)Mmmmm....Gotta love those poptarts.
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A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.
Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*
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A fagot who enjoys getting his anus sucked/licked clean very sloppily with all out tongue action. Think of a kindergartner finger painting but messier.
1)That guy's such a poptart.
2)I heard Tom is a poptart now.
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To the point where you get so high and so drunk your past krunk. And you crave for poptarts.
"Ya i'm so fucking poptarted"
"Yo what you doing tonight?" "I'm gettin POPTARTED!" "Can I come?"
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mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast
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