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porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

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porch monkey

a term used for African-American children who are always underfoot

Those porch monkeys won't get out of my way.

by Big Tom May 31, 2005

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porch monkey

a rasist saying for african americans and some one who sits on their porch and starys at the nabiors

Stop calling me a porch monkey

by sapel August 9, 2007

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porch monkey

Derogatory term describing the lazy illegal Mexican population in the US. These "spicks" suck millions of US tax dollars out through free health care, unemployment benefits, and have the US citizens paying $100's more in taxes to support the unregistered, unwanted Mexicans in the US (over 12 million) Porch Monkeys are Mexicans who only sit on their porch all day while the rest of the civilized world is working. Many people tell them to get up off their Mexican asses and go to work, but they are too lazy.

Juan, the porch monkey, is an illegal immigrant and has never had or job, and he doesn't pay taxes of any kind.

by Kenny LS June 18, 2007

45๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

"A person who sits on their porch and watches the neighbours"

*Also known as a petifile .

Look at that porch monkey taking pictures of the neighbours' children !

by DiggyDodge YO !!! April 30, 2007

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Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)

those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!

by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010

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porch monkey

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.

Your mama looks like an Alabama porch monkey!

by Kenneth Brown August 4, 2005

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