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a question asking if it is possible to learn this power
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"...not from a Jedi"
n. Talk so real it couldn't possibly be any realer. Talk of a nature so fantastically sincere that both the speaker and the listener will be blown away by its realness.
Bro A: "Dude, there's too many stupid chick flicks coming out."
Bro B: "Okay, realest possible talk? I really liked <stupid romantic comedy X>."
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a conversation that you hope to have with someone that you've been working towards but don't know if it's gonna happen
John:What are you thinkin about?
Sally:Possible conversation to be had...
John:Wtf does that mean?! About what?!
Sally:Oh you'll see...one day...
John:Fuck you...I'm gonna play video games....your shit is so stupid.
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A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.
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I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.
I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?
Is it possible to give Eternal Life?
(jews etc)
If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.
The gayest possible gay porn scene that a straight man can think of without losing his mind.
Hey man, what is your Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)? A mountain of dicks.
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The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.
"I'll just swim through this pit of crocodiles like a baws. What could possibly go wrong?"
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