post

1. to move up and down in the saddle on a trotting horse
2. to move up and down on the penis of an erect man

almost there baby keep postin'

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Post

A solid object that Is consistently struck by Adam Kempner during football matches

It’s kempner!! Oh he’s hit the fucking post again!

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post post journalism

(post post ger-nah-liz-em) noun. the situating that occurs when one has the opportunity to watch one’s fatal demise from a position of relative comfort, then having survived the incident one gives an aural as well as visual account of the harrowing situation from a position of relative comfort

Wolf Blitzer: OMG! Look at that plane's fucked up front wheel! How will they ever land it?
other talking head: I don’t know. Let’s watch it all later.
Wolf Blitzer: Now this just in…
Later in Situation Room:
Wolf Blitzer: We now have a CNN exclusive interview with a CNN correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the fucked up front wheel. Let’s tune in .
survivor/reporter: …So, there we were. We watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. And we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. OMFG! This is definitely a case of post post journalism.

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Post-it

While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.

Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.

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Post

n. A cigarette.

v. To smoke a cigarette

Variations:

Stray post- n. A half smoked cigarette, picked up from an ash tray or off of the ground, to be smoked to completion for free.

Post up- v. To smoke a cigarette. An invitation or request usually made by

n. "Hey, can I bum a post?"

"I'm all out of posterettes."

v. "Who's tryina post/post-up witcha boy?"

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post-post-facebook

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.

After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.

post

Extremely under the effects of the ganj.

Woah..dude..i'm so post right now.

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