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A pact that women who want to get pregnant in high school sometimes make where they all agree to get pregnant at the same time so they can give each other emotional support.
Did you hear the gossip about that pregnancy pact.
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The act of a woman secretly going off the pill in hopes of having her unknowing partner impregnate her and trapping him with a paternity suit and/or child support nine months later.
"Tim just got sued by his ex for child support for her new baby, even though they broke up a year ago. The paternity test was positive, and she hasn't been with anyone else since. This stinks of a predatory pregnancy."
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The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
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A pregnancy that occurs before the woman has ever menstruated
Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
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Pregnancy Bible
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The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.
Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.
The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.
When a woman uses bone marrow to get pregnant instead of insemination.
I got a Femanazi Pregnancy today because I don't need no man.
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A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.
The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.
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