pregnant

a word that can be used in any context to show an excessive amount of emotion whether it be good or bad

girl: i like monkey brains on my pizza
boy: yo are you pregnant?!?

girl: i got straight A's and im going to harvard yay me
boy: ohh your sooo pregoooo..

boy: lets jump off of this cliff into a valley of death
boy: PREGNANT.IM DOWN.

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pregnant

When a joint has not been shaped ( the matirial in the joint is nicely even ) OR when you havent grinded a bud ( of weed ) and it creats, once rolled, i sort of pregnant look, like a small bubble in a pen

you didnt even grind it you idiot now it looks all pregnant

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pregnant

A woman who looks fat because she is having a baby!

Graham: Eww! You look so fat! Lose some weight!
Hailey: I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!

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Pregnants

Pregnant women. They're like they're own species; they deserve a special word of their own.

A pregnant: "I'm gonna run to the bank."

A non-pregnant: "why don't you just drive? It's faster."

Non-pregnant #2: "Yeah. Pregnants can't run!"

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pregnant

an exclamation used to describe or identify the characteristics of anything, depending on tone of voice and situation.

guy1:"Hey i just found ten dollars on the ground!"
guy 2" totally pregnant, lets buy some weed!"

girl1" omg jill, steve has been cheating on me with stacy"
jill"wow that is so fucking pregnant, what a whore stacy is too"

guy1" my wife is pregnant!!"
guy2" thats SOOO PREGNANT!!!!...WITH TWINS!!!!"

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food pregnant

The process of having a food baby.

Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.

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had a pregnant

To become suddenly and deeply excited, and often seized by the urge to share one's excitement with others.

I was so excited that Steven Colbert made an oblique reference to something I did that I almost had a pregnant.

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