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To solve a problem with a half assed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last.
The trunk of my car would not stay shut, so I came up with a Presidential Solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger.
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After dipping ones testicles into a vile of ink, rapidly rotate body in a counterclockwise motion. While doing so, swing scrotum sac in the direction of the participants cheek, or if desired, forehead, leaving an inkmark resembling that of a pair of cleveland sunglasses.
"After running low on ink to sign autographs, Evander was forced to execute a Presidential Hancock on an unsuspecting fan."
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A term used to categorize the hook up partners specific to the president of a sorority or fraternity. The stress level related with being president of a Greek organization is so high that it is essential the president is constantly getting laid in order to carry out their responsibilities. A space filler between relationships whose job requires answering 2am booty calls, cooking dinner and frequent back massages.
President: I called the presidential slampiece last night, at like 2am.
Sister: Oh yea?
President: Yeah he came over but I'm keeping him around until someone better happens.
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a real fucking blow job, one choking on your shaft to the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, on tonguing the balls and massaging the thigh, and one with her fingers in the ass. Swallowing is neccessary, so dont spit it out
girl 1- i really love my boyfriend, will you guys help me give him a presidential homer?
girls 2+3- fuck yeah!
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A presidentila debate is a debate between two most-likely presidenttial candidates. The objest of a debate like this, is to have the best lies, how many lies you have, and the efficiency of your lies.
This year, Hilary Clinton clearly lied 10 times better than Barack Obama. Therefore she won this years Presidential Debate.
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A euphemism for riding in the cramped back seat of a car, often used to comfort a friend who didn't call shotgun in time.
Riding presidential:
Guy 1: Sh-
Guy 2: SHOTGUN!
Guy 1: ahh not the fuckin backseat again
Driver: Its all good man, don't feel too bad, you get to ride presidential.
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The President known as Donald J. Duck invading privacy!
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Trump.
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Something very frightening that scared a lot of U.S. citizens
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A nationwide pandemic (across the united states)
Damn, the President is truly talented at scaring a lot of people, now all he has to do is send out a Presidential Alert!
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