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(Noun) A person who satisfies our most primal and evolutionary instincts to mate with the most biologically fit organism to produce offspring. A primal nut is someone who is traditionally good-looking and makes you buss a nut just looking at them
“You know Brad Johnson on the football team? BIG primal nut”
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Primal Rage is a type of anger stage were they attack everything they want to without further consequences. Primal Rage is usually used by Dark skinned individuals.
Oh No! he activated Primal Rage he needs a Brain Break
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a reaction fishboys often have when being anxious and/or upset
Damn it, you gave me a primal rage :(
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When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.
My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.
Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?
When you jump on your friends and yell
Yooo did you see carter got primal preyed earlier?
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The most badass 99 tribe on ark xbox. We have 1 thousand gigas and we will eat all your dodos for dinner. We have the best blueprints in the game. We like pooping in toilets and taming jerboas.
Tali: Hey scrubs go hatch some gigas, we arent pussy ass hydra hatching only on maturation events. We are PRIMAL RAGE!
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Archie is addicted to sweaty primal sex
Don't wear a condom always enjoy sweaty primal sex
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