Sir-prize

When a woman Unknowingly touches a man's Semi or Fully erect penis. i.e. his Chubby

Girl: He reached in to give me a hug & all I felt on my leg was his Sir-prize

Guy: Dude, I couldn't fight it any more. So I went in to hug her, Guns Fully Loaded, & gave her a Sir-prize

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cereal prize

sitting with your friends and you decide to play a joke so you take your penis and open the bottom of the cereal box and put your penis in it so when your friends go to grab some cereal they get a surprize.

Dude WTF there is a prize in my cereal WTF the cereal prize

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winning the prize

The act of obtaining the correct answer to a task, only to be rewarded with nothing.

Stu: Yo so I took the mackin' to this Catholic bitch, ne?

John: Seen, ese.

Stu: And I give her da trinkets and shit, but no goosie.

John: LOL! Vato... YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Stu: ....

John: NO PRIZE!!!!

*slams hand down VERY forcefully on desk*

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Prize Fighter

One who boxes for a living. All boxers are fighting for financial incentives regardless how they may be glorified as The People's Champ, so don't let the Muhammad Alis fool you. This is why the majority of boxers come from poverty. The fancy, gold plated belts, the men with them big, fancy suits, and not just one, but at least three ring girls; it's all about getting that status.

"Shane Mosley says, 'Floyd Mayweather fights for Money', ya FUCKIN', dummy! I'm a PRIZE fighter! That's what I suppose to fight for a PRIZE, DUH!" - Floyd "$" Mayweather

Sugar Ray Robinson, Joe Louis, Floyd "$" Mayweather, and the list goes on.

Who would really get hit in the face by men who can put out farm animals with their punches just to prove something? Don't let their humility or warrior spirits full you; they're still all prize fighters.

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cash and prizes

penis and testicles; dick and balls; a man's genitalia

He was walking up too close behind me, so I turned around and kicked him square in the cash and prizes.

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Dudley Prize

A consolation prize given to the person who comes in last place in a competition.

Term used to convey distaste for the societal need to congratulate everyone who competes, especially losers.

Term may have been inspired by the character Dudley in the Harry Potter books. See Dudley.

Athlete 1: I'm sorry you finished last.
Athlete 2: It's alright. I got the Dudley Prize!

pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize