Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."
Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..
Dean: Maybe I want too..
A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement
βMy peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...β
A poor man's GTO.
I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.
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a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.
At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.
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any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
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An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.
Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!
Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!
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The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.
performung a "senate probe" now means to perform hand gestures between men's room stalls..
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