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when you are too lazy to masterbate, you put it off till later
I was really horny, but i decided to procrastibate and didnt do anything till later
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The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.
Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!
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The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.
I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.
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Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.
Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.
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When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.
Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
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When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.
I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!