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an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
Yo can you send a projectile pic
Idk fucking know what I'm doing with my life
But I like hentai
When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.
"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"
When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area
- Dude, i threw up chinese
- what?
- I threw up everywhere
- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah
Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!
Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?
Kids: yeah!
It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.
Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.