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corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.
Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome
How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
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In the lively dance of urban greetings, where high-fives and fist bumps reign supreme, there emerges a star player: the "dap." Picture this: two pals, locked in a handshake symphony, creating a percussion masterpiece with a slap, pound, or snap that echoes through the concrete jungle.
Enter the scene-stealer - "dappable proximity." It's the Goldilocks zone of social distances, where two amigos find themselves in the sweet spot, not too close to invade personal space, and not so far that their daps turn into awkward, slow-motion misses.
This term transforms the art of handshakes into a spatial waltz, where finding that "dappable proximity" sweet spot becomes the key to unlocking a world of urban camaraderie. So, the next time you and your compadre hit that perfect distance, execute that dap with style
John and Mike were vibing so hard at the party, effortlessly hitting that dappable proximity during their epic daps, making their greetings the envy of the whole squad.
The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
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alternative for body doubling, this word describes the act of working/studying near a person or group of people in order to focus or be more productive.
Can you come study with me, I need a proximity focus? My mind is all over the place today!
The advantage one has in being nearby.
Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.
Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.